Taking the Offensive Position

There has been quite a lot going on these past couple of weeks, oh where do I begin.....
I was able to visit Colorado and Phoenix courtesy of HURT about a week and a half ago. They were so kind to allow me to ride their bus from the Springs back to LA as they had a few shows in between. I had a few interviews, looked at a place to live, lost my mind in Coachella Valley....alright so I didn't quite loose my mind, yet I am fairly certain I was on the brink.
The bus broke down in the middle of what can only be described as the entrance to hell with no air conditioning, limited cold water and a lovely 125 degrees of unfiltered solar heat. It was cooler outside, so to get a break from the baking bus we would step out into a 1 MPH breeze of dust filled sun. Once we began moving, our only solution was to essentially hang out the window and pour water over ourselves. This inspired singing and dancing among us girls, and for the guys witnessing the frail edges of our minds, they certainly must have thought they already lost theirs. The six hour-ish drive from Phoenix to LA took a reasonable 13 hours.
Packing for the move has since commenced, and I am living in a fort of boxes. While this situation may seem titillating for those who have spent hours perfecting their box forts in imaginative youth, I have realized that living in the perfected fort is not quite as fun when your legs are obscenely long. The tender area surrounding my knee caps seems to be perpetually bruised as I swim through the battle field that is my living room before I even make it to the safe haven of my heavily armed fort. I have stock piled DVD's, small knick-knacks, and I am starting to suspect that the co-inhabitants of my fortress have stowed away a perishable item or two as a soft odor has been wafting through the walls these past couple of days. I assume they are hording the items until a complete famish has set in.
This evening I am to assault the infamous wax incident. I have prepared myself with numerous minutes of research, and am confident that I can remedy the situation without having to replace the carpet at the scene.
In another set of circumstances that have no relation to the previous events, a few projects that I have been working on have just released:
www.mitfleisan.com
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PvGkz6hsolo